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[johnnysorrow]

One. Word. Answers.
One word, and one word only. No hyphenated cheats. ONE. WORD. ONLY.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers.
1. Where is your mobile phone? Desk
2. Your significant other? Outstanding
3. Your hair? Bald
4. Your mother? Bitch
5. Your father? Dead
6. Your favorite thing? Night
7. Your dream last night? Fire
8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi
9. Your dream/goal? Education
10. The room you're in? Office
11. Your ex? Fucked
12. Your fear? Failing
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? PhD
14. Where were you last night? Class
15. What you're not? Tactful
16. Muffins? Sure
17. One of your wish list items? House
18. Where you grew up? Somewhere
19. The last thing you did? Drive
20. What are you wearing? Shirt
21. Your TV? Antiquated
22. Your pets? Swimming
23. Your computer? Slacker
24. Your life? Pessimistic
25. Your mood? Sleepy
26. Missing someone? Yes
27. Your car? Camry
28. Something you're not wearing? Gloves
29. Favorite Store? Safeway
30. Your summer? Dead
31. Like someone? sure
32. Your favorite color? Black
33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
34. Last time you cried? years