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johnnysorrowThis meme has only two rules:
You must answer each question with either yes or no. You may not explain your answers or discuss your interpretation of the questions unless someone asks you to.
Have I ever:
1. Taken a picture naked? Yes
2. Made money illegally? Yes
3. Had a one night stand? Yes
4. Been in a fist fight? Yes
5. Slept with my best friend? No
6. Had sex in a public place? No
7. Ditched work to have sex? No
8. Slept with a member of the same sex? No
9. Seen someone die? Yes
10. Run from the police? No
11. Woken up somewhere and not remembered how I got there? No
12. Worn my partner's unmentionables? No
13. Fallen asleep at work? Yes
14. Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
15. Run a red light? Yes
16. Been fired? Yes
17. Been in a car accident? Yes
18. Pole danced or done a striptease? No
19. Loved someone I shouldn't? Yes
20. Sung karaoke? Yes
21. Done something I told myself I wouldn't? Yes
22. Laughed so hard I peed my pants? No
23. Caught someone having sex? Yes
24. Kissed a perfect stranger? No
25. Shaved my partner? Yes
26. Given my private parts a nickname? Yes
27. Gone in public without underwear? Yes
28. Had sex on a roof top? No
29. Played chicken? No
30. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
31. Slept naked? Yes
32. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
33. Felt like killing someone? Yes
34. Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
35. Been with someone because they were in a band? No
36. Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes
37. Fired a gun? Yes
38. Gone outside naked? No
39. Confirmed the denial of the retraction of my statement that I had stopped beating my wife? No
You must answer each question with either yes or no. You may not explain your answers or discuss your interpretation of the questions unless someone asks you to.
Have I ever:
1. Taken a picture naked? Yes
2. Made money illegally? Yes
3. Had a one night stand? Yes
4. Been in a fist fight? Yes
5. Slept with my best friend? No
6. Had sex in a public place? No
7. Ditched work to have sex? No
8. Slept with a member of the same sex? No
9. Seen someone die? Yes
10. Run from the police? No
11. Woken up somewhere and not remembered how I got there? No
12. Worn my partner's unmentionables? No
13. Fallen asleep at work? Yes
14. Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
15. Run a red light? Yes
16. Been fired? Yes
17. Been in a car accident? Yes
18. Pole danced or done a striptease? No
19. Loved someone I shouldn't? Yes
20. Sung karaoke? Yes
21. Done something I told myself I wouldn't? Yes
22. Laughed so hard I peed my pants? No
23. Caught someone having sex? Yes
24. Kissed a perfect stranger? No
25. Shaved my partner? Yes
26. Given my private parts a nickname? Yes
27. Gone in public without underwear? Yes
28. Had sex on a roof top? No
29. Played chicken? No
30. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
31. Slept naked? Yes
32. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
33. Felt like killing someone? Yes
34. Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
35. Been with someone because they were in a band? No
36. Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes
37. Fired a gun? Yes
38. Gone outside naked? No
39. Confirmed the denial of the retraction of my statement that I had stopped beating my wife? No
