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*tap tap tap* Is the poison pen on? Goood...


Nothing gets me more riled up than when someone tries to enact their moral and social values upon myself. For the record, I am pretty much a good sport about it. If I know someone who doesn't like my more colorful use of the English language, I do what I can to limit the use of said vocabulary. However, there are times when I refuse to draw the line.... Having served in uniform and been to places that I never want to go back to, I will not have my freedom of expression trampled on by some ass hat who refuses to have a conversation with their children... So as many of you know I have bumper stickers on the two cars that I still drive on a regular basis. Three of the bumber stickers have use of colorful vocabulary.

"I'm so fucking happy I could shit Rainbows."

"Jesus loves you, but the Devil gives you the cool shit."

"I can see your point, but I still think your full of shit."

These are the bumper stickers as they are suppose to appear on the back of said transports. However, while borrowing the new and improved Mom-mobile this weekend, I noticed that some ass hat had taken the time to scribble out the colorful language with a black sharpie and then tape over it with a strip of black electrical tape. I initially wrote this off as the ass hat that told my mom a couple of weeks ago that there were children who could read and that she needed to remove said bumper sticker off of her car for that very reason. So I cleaned it up as best I could and went about my business, quietly fuming about the vandalism. When I mentioned it to my mom a little later on, she mentioned that the guy in question was no where near the place she lived or worked at so I got a bit more cranky, but moved on. So last night I go and swap out the mom-mobile for my busted hotness. When I notice that my bumper stickers have been messed with as well. Again with the Scribbling out of the profanity and the taping over of such. Now I'm pissed. I had parked my car on the street, so the person doing it had to have gone out of their fucking way to A) read the sticker, and B) to come back and modify it. I wish I was a bit more flush or I would place cameras inside the vehicle to get their pic and then go looking for them. .. I now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress.

Date: 2008-12-15 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miscca.livejournal.com
Hang tight, I may have some good news for you in the next week.

Speaking as a parent ...

Date: 2008-12-15 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themanabides.livejournal.com
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Date: 2008-12-16 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trollup.livejournal.com
You could replace them with a fresh one and, along side, put one relating the the first amendment and vandalism laws and "wave to the nice web cam taking your picture" ;)

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