Me at 18...

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meme

This meme has only two rules:
You must answer each question with either yes or no. You may not explain your answers or discuss your interpretation of the questions unless someone asks you to.


Have I ever:
1. Taken a picture naked? Yes
2. Made money illegally? Yes
3. Had a one night stand? Yes
4. Been in a fist fight? Yes
5. Slept with my best friend? No
6. Had sex in a public place? No
7. Ditched work to have sex? No
8. Slept with a member of the same sex? No
9. Seen someone die? Yes
10. Run from the police? No
11. Woken up somewhere and not remembered how I got there? No
12. Worn my partner's unmentionables? No
13. Fallen asleep at work? Yes
14. Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
15. Run a red light? Yes
16. Been fired? Yes
17. Been in a car accident? Yes
18. Pole danced or done a striptease? No
19. Loved someone I shouldn't? Yes
20. Sung karaoke? Yes
21. Done something I told myself I wouldn't? Yes
22. Laughed so hard I peed my pants? No
23. Caught someone having sex? Yes
24. Kissed a perfect stranger? No
25. Shaved my partner? Yes
26. Given my private parts a nickname? Yes
27. Gone in public without underwear? Yes
28. Had sex on a roof top? No
29. Played chicken? No
30. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
31. Slept naked? Yes
32. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
33. Felt like killing someone? Yes
34. Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
35. Been with someone because they were in a band? No
36. Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes
37. Fired a gun? Yes
38. Gone outside naked? No
39. Confirmed the denial of the retraction of my statement that I had stopped beating my wife? No